Right..!! This is exactly what we needed.. further proof that human race is doomed through stupidity. Some actual label instructions on products that question our intelligence.

On tesco's Tiramisu dessert, (printed on bottom)
"Do Not Turn Upside Down"
[well...a bit late, huh!!??]

On Sainsbury Peanuts,
"Warning : Contains Nuts"
[Talk about news flash.. and we thought..??]

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine,
"Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine"
[Yeah right!.. just get those 5-year olds with a head-cold off the streets please..May reduce accidents]

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding,
"Product will be hot after heating"
[Oh really... Thanks for the tip]

On Sears Hairdryer,
"Do Not Use While Sleeping"
[you know.. thatz the only time I can work on my hair]

On a bag of Fritos,
"You could be a winner! No Purchase Necessary. Details Inside"
[A Shoplifter Special??]

On a bar of Soap,
"Directions : Use Like Regular Soap"
[...and that would be..?..]

On some frozen dinners,
"Serving Suggestion : Defrost"
[but, its just a suggestion you know..]

On a Rowneta Iron,
"Do Not Iron Clothes on Body"
[Wouldn't this save me time.. what an idea sirji..!!!]

On Nytol Sleep Aid,
"Warning : May Cause Drowsiness"
[And am taking this because... ???..]

On most brands of serial lights,
"For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only"
[..as opposed to what..?? ]

On a Japanese Food Processor,
"Not to be Used For Other Use"
[SOMEBODY help me on this.. am a bit curious]

Oh..and here's the best..

On an American Airlines Packet of nuts,
"Instructions : Open Packet. Eat Nuts."
[Step 3 : Say what..?? NUT.]

I read this quote some time back, and had a good laugh.. think it applies here..
*******Blessed are the Cracked; for it is they who let in the light********