Disclaimer : These confessions are in no particular order and may vary from mother to mother. Any resemblance to me or other new mothers is truly intentional.

1. There never is enough sleep. EVER
2. Cuddling up with a good book..!!?? what IS that?? I 've a distant memory from a different life that I could read..
3. Once upon a time.. there were second-shows playing in theatres near-by
4. I never dreamt i would envy (read extremely jealous) my husband relaxing with a movie or an evening out with friends
5. You may complain. But you love your baby more than you can imagine.
6. I hate all those aunties who impart their free gyaan on how wrong you are in bringing up your child. Aunties.. please look at your own doings before you comment on others'
7. You do forget all the exhaustion when you see ur baby laugh.. really..Such a kick!
8. Babies grow up really fast....
9. Soiled diapers to thrown food at home doesn't look all that disgusting if it is your son's
10. The romance does go 'kaput!' in the first one year of having a baby. But it sure comes back with great passion..!! ;)


there... those devils are out.. but on retrospection, the journey is worth all these troubles. I would just say, 'To each, their own'. This is mine.. and am sure there are many more moms with many many more experiences.. I wish those new moms good luck..

Right..!! This is exactly what we needed.. further proof that human race is doomed through stupidity. Some actual label instructions on products that question our intelligence.

On tesco's Tiramisu dessert, (printed on bottom)
"Do Not Turn Upside Down"
[well...a bit late, huh!!??]

On Sainsbury Peanuts,
"Warning : Contains Nuts"
[Talk about news flash.. and we thought..??]

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine,
"Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine"
[Yeah right!.. just get those 5-year olds with a head-cold off the streets please..May reduce accidents]

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding,
"Product will be hot after heating"
[Oh really... Thanks for the tip]

On Sears Hairdryer,
"Do Not Use While Sleeping"
[you know.. thatz the only time I can work on my hair]

On a bag of Fritos,
"You could be a winner! No Purchase Necessary. Details Inside"
[A Shoplifter Special??]

On a bar of Soap,
"Directions : Use Like Regular Soap"
[...and that would be..?..]

On some frozen dinners,
"Serving Suggestion : Defrost"
[but, its just a suggestion you know..]

On a Rowneta Iron,
"Do Not Iron Clothes on Body"
[Wouldn't this save me time.. what an idea sirji..!!!]

On Nytol Sleep Aid,
"Warning : May Cause Drowsiness"
[And am taking this because... ???..]

On most brands of serial lights,
"For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only"
[..as opposed to what..?? ]

On a Japanese Food Processor,
"Not to be Used For Other Use"
[SOMEBODY help me on this.. am a bit curious]

Oh..and here's the best..

On an American Airlines Packet of nuts,
"Instructions : Open Packet. Eat Nuts."
[Step 3 : Say what..?? NUT.]

I read this quote some time back, and had a good laugh.. think it applies here..
*******Blessed are the Cracked; for it is they who let in the light********